Jokes Competition Feb 2009

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Assalam u alaikum doston






Is month ham Jokes competition main "Pagal" par jokes share karenge..



I hope sab bht achi sharing karengey aur khub participation karenge





aur sirf "Pagal" par hi jokes share karney hain agar kisi aur topic par joke share kya to wo count nhi kya jayega..




Ikhlaaq se gire hwe ya khrab jokes edit kardye jaingey.



RuLes:

1- Ek member sirf 1 joke share karega

2- Jo joke pehle share kya ja chuka wo dobara se share nahin kya jayega..Aagr kya to wo cancel kardya jayega.

3- Joke submit karni ki last date 21 February hai..

Aap sab ki sharing ka intezar rahega

[iNnOcEnT KiLlEr]

1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?

American:Nahi, mein american hon
Pagal:Nahi tum japnese ho!

American:nahi me american hon
Pagal:Nahi tum japnese ho

American:han han me japnese hon
Pagal: Lagte to american ho...

[Sadaf Gondal]

aik doctor sahab ki duty lag jati hai pagal khanay mai. Woh pagal khanay mai jatay hain to sab apnay apnay kamon mai masroof hotay hain.... Aik pagal unn ki seat per betha hota hai aur kisi ko check kar raha hota hai....
Doctor sahab ja kar apna taaruf karwatay hain keh main yahan ka naya incharge / doctor hoon.... To pagal hasnay lagta hai aur patient ki taraf ishara kar key kehta hai.... Pehlay yeh bhee aisay hee kaha karta tha.....

[DaNgErOuS tEaRs]

Aik Pagal doosrey pagal se : agar main yeh torch jalaoon to kya tum roshni ke saharey aasmaan par charh jao gey?
doosra pagal: nahi , main itna bewaqoof nahi , mujhey pata hai jab main thora sa uper jaoon ga to tum torch band kar do gey aur main neecher gir paroon ga

[naz]

ak PaGal shaks hmesha yhi khta rhta hay
"Ghulail (Ketti) bnaonga Chirya (Birds) maron ga"
"Ghulail (Ketti) bnaonga Chirya (Birds) maron ga"
usky ghr waly us sy bht pareshan hoty hain
or uska ilaj krwaty hain
ilaj k bad doctor khty hain ye ab bilkul theek hay
phr pagal sy pochty hain
ab btao tm kia krogy
Pagal khta hay
"ab main bilkul theek hogya hon
ab main aik Murghi kharedonga
phr Choozy nikalonga
phr poltri farm kholonga
jb bht saari Murghian hojaingi
tu unko baich kr bakriaan(Goats) khareedonga
jb bakriaan bht zyada hojaingi tu unhain baich kr Gaay(Cow) khredonga
phr jb bht saari gaay hojaingi tu mera pora aik Bara hoga
main bht ameer hojaonga
Phr main shaadi kronga
phr mera aik beta hoga
Bety ki phly Saalgirah pr main usko aik naiker la kr donga
wo naiker pehny ga....... pehny ga........... pehny ga
Jb naiker Phut jayga
us may sy lastick nikalonga
"Ghulail bnaonga Chirya maron ga"

[nam_aankhe]

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

[iNnOcEnT KiLlEr]

hahaha nice every1.

[~*Rano*~]

means irfan per jokes share kernay hain dhonti hon koi..

[LoViNg IrFaN]

means irfan per jokes share kernay hain dhonti hon koi..

ye irfan ko badnam krne ki saazish hai

[sheem]

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pagal tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha





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light chali gayi





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