Collection of Pathan Jokes :)

[Sadaf Gondal]

[Mohammad Sajid]

[sheem]

[Hijaab]

[humna]

Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye.

2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi.

1st: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana
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Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na?

Pathan: Wai Qurban, zaroor dega batao ring PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe?
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Pathan Aaj meri Jumma ki namaz qaza ho gai.
2nd Pathan: Wo kese?
Pathan: Imam Sahab ne kaha apna mobile OFF ker den aur
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Mera mobile ghar par tha.
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Pathan: Larki phansani aati hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara aasan hai, ek kagaz le, us ka Jahaz bana, class main urra de,
Teacher puche to Larki ka naam laga de.

Phans gai larki.
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Ek Pathan larki se: Hum se shadi karo tum ko Sawaab milega.

Larki: Woh kese?

Pathan: Hamara shadi hogi, bacha hoga.
Hum bachay ka naam Sawaab Khan rakhay ga.
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Jail Main Pathan se kisi ne pucha:
Tum se aisi kya galti ho gai jo tum Jail main ho?

Pathan: Maine Bank Loota.

Aur



Paise wahin Gin'nay beth gaya.
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A pathan used to go to college with his donkey...

After few years he had to go alone...

Why?

Because the donkey graduated...!!!
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Pathan ko Raah chalte aik CHIRAGH mila,
Usne CHIRAGH ko ragra us main se aik JIN nikla,
Jin ne kaha: Teen khuahishat batao.
Pathan: Ek Shandar banglow ho, (Aa jata hai)
Us main bohat ameer log hon (Woh bhi aajate hain)
aur
aur
Us main mujhe CHOWKIDAR rakhwa do. :-)
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[LoViNg IrFaN]

lolz

[LUCKY ZEE]

Nice jokes collection

[masoom_bacha]

nice collection yar