Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya.

Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga.

Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko.
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Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.

Jazbati ho kar kehne laga,

Khudkushi Haram hai,

Zulm hai,

Gunah hai,

Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de...
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Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke,

Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua,

Dost: (Heran hote hue): Q?

Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay....
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Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay don.

Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara Sussar de do.
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Pathan bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya,

aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia.

Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola,

Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai! hahaha :
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1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,

Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Q rahe ho??

Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hon uska naam yaad nahi aaraha hai.
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PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA?

Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liyE

PatHan: acha to PhiR bhaNs ka BaccHa kyUn KaLa hOta hAi?;->
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1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building
sai 6 logon ko nikala!

Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-(

Q???

Is liye

K

Wo 6 log

Fire Brigade walay thay:-)
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1st Pathan: 2+2 kitne hote hain?

2nd: Tummhe pata nai mjhe Social Studies nhi aati.

1st: Per main ne to Islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.
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Pathan to Doctor: Aapne Nurse bohat achi rakhi hai.
Uska hath lagte he main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Janta hon. Thappad ki aawaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.
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Joota chupai ki rasam k waqat Dolhay ki ek saali ne kaha main 1100 longi.

2nd Saali boli main to 2100 longi.

Pathan bola 2310 le lo us main FM bhi hai.
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Pathan wins 20 Crore from Rs.20 lottery ticket..

Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax..

Angry Pathan: Hum ko poora 20 Crore deo ya mera 20 Rs wapis karo!
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Ek pathan cycle pe larki k samny zor se gira aur jaldi se khara ho gaya

larki:Oh my GOD

Pathan:Hum aisy he utarta hai..
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