~!~ Girl Frnd ~!~

[naz]

Beggar: Saab 12 Rupay day du, coffee peeni hai.






Man: Lekin coffee to 6 Rs ki hai?






Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.






Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.






Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya

[Rani]

zaberdast hai

[naz]

thanko

[~AawarA~]

naz kahin woh girlfrnd tum tu...

[naz]

nahi

mian aise nahi hon

[Abeer]

[Bheegi-Palkain]

Assalam-o_Alikum WR WB

Aap k is joke sy mujhy aik aur real joke yaad aagya

Hua kuch asy k mai Ku main parhta tha aur shaam ko aik jagha hay Gulburg wha rhata tha whi per aik institute tha Anglophil k naam say jhaan mai nay Advance English Classes li .

Wha mera aik hi dost tha jo k ab GEO mai hota hay aur ab bhi mai usy chirta hoon , usay aik larki nay pasnd kar liya ... mai aur meri sis akyly hi hum Pakistan mai rahty thy aur wha per mery pass Sports Bike hua karti thi ...

To janab silsila kuch asa hua k mery us dost jo k aaj bhi bantha Shy hay aur hum bhi wasy hi hay .. k hamain aik parchi mili ... jsi mai wish thi k kahin bahir cahaly ... pahla pahla tajurba tha ... hum bhi bhot khush hui .. kuo k shakl surat to itni khas nahi thi aur na hi kabhi itni himat hui k baat kar saky laykin jab Pegham mila to Hero bhi ban gay

Dost ko mai nay apnay Garments diya , aur kha k ab tayar ho kar jaw .. khair dost nay wish ki k agr u ki bike bhi mil jay mai nay us ko bike key di ... Anglophil sy jab off hui to puri class hi dekh rahi thi ... .. water pump jagha ka naam tha ...

Khair dost nay himat ki bike nikali aur khamoshee sy un khatoon ko jis ko hum nay GF ka naam diya tha us ko lay kar chalay ... abhi hamari nazrain whi thi k wo water Pump k singnal per ruk gay ... hayrat say tamsha dekha .. mai ghbrya shayd Bike Kharab ho gai hay ...

Abhi Qadem barhya hi tha k saath aik Gola dandy wala , us nay wha bike roki aur bari hi masoomiyat sy kha k Gla Danda khay gi ... hahahaha

Wo larki usi waqt bike sey utri ... aur us nay W11 ko roka aur chali gai...

Hums ab ya tamsha dekh rahy thay ... bahi sahab tashreef lay to mai nay aur saath group k gals n guys nay pucha k aakhir kya mamla hua ... kuo k wo larki khubsuart bhi bantha thi .. to u knwo sab hi impress thay ...

Mery dost jo k inthay Shy bhi hay masoomiyat sy kha

Yaar ! zindagee mai pahli baar tayar hua , pahli baar udhar k kapary liya udhar ki bike li . per paso ka udhar bhool gya .. pahli Date mai larki nay ya kha

Jab Jaib main pasy aajay na tab mujhy laynay aajan ... jab auqat hi Golay danday ki hay to phir Golay Danday jasi ko hi bithow ..

ya kha kar wo bus main chali gai

hahahahahahah aur us waqt pura Institute hans para

To jab ya joke suna to wo waqt yaad aagya

FeamnAllah

[naz]

hahahahaha BP hahahahahaha yeh sub jagain tu meri jani pechani hain aj bhi waisa he rush hia is jagho per yehe sub hota hai ..had karde suchi is larki ne tu aise bhi log hote hian

[Bheegi-Palkain]

Assalam-o-Alikum WR WB

sahi kha aap nay per hum nay is ko bhot enjoy kiya tha ... khas kar jab mai nay ya jumla suna tha larki ka

k pahaly apni auqat dekho lolzz jaib mai Macdonlds k pasy nahi aur chala ghumanay lolzz

Per hum nay is ko Positive enjoy kiya

Aaj bhi yaad karty hay to bhot hansi aati hy sara manzar samny aajata hay

FeamnAllah

[naz]

is waqt ap bache the na jabhe enjoy kiya tha...waise is dost ka tasur kia tha ?