Jokes Competition May 2009

[naz]

Irfan tum apni post edit karsakte ho
coz tumne dekha ku nahi yeh bhi ghalati hia
leken itna allowed hia ke app se phele agar kisi ne wo share kya hia
or ap ne bhi kardiya hai tu edit kardain...
kardo edit...

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Irfan tum apni post edit karsakte ho
coz tumne dekha ku nahi yeh bhi ghalati hia
leken itna allowed hia ke app se phele agar kisi ne wo share kya hia
or ap ne bhi kardiya hai tu edit kardain...
kardo edit...

kardya edit

[signaun]

Ek maaldar naujawan se bhikhari ne kaha: Sahab kya baat hai do saal pehle aap hame dus rupayee diya karte the, pehle saal se panch kar diya aur ab to had ho gayee ek rupayee dete hain.
Maldar naujwan ne kaha: bhai kya batao pechle saal meri saadi ho gayee aur ab mai ek bacche ka baap ho gaya hoon.

Bhekhari ne bare be rukhi se kaha: Yeh kya kanjoosi hai. ab to aap mere paise se apna khandan chala rahe hain

[signaun]

ap 1 hi joke share karsaktey hain competition main

[shaan]

Teen Kanjoos They
Phela Pathan
Dusra Panjabi Or
Tesra Memon

Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha
Dostoo Ne Bolaa Ke Yar Zakaat Dena Hai
To App Log Kaise Daite Ho

To Phela Kanjoos Pathan Bola:
Ke Hum Khaali Maidaan Me Ja Kar Gol Daayera
Banatai Hain Or
Asman Main Paisa Uchalte Hain
Jo Paisa Daayere Ka Bhaher Jaata Hai
Wo Zakaat Karta Hai
Or Jo Andar Hota Hai Wo Humara Hota Hai

Phir Punjabi Ne Bola:
Ke Hum Aik Lakeer Khainchte Hain
Or Paisa Uchalte Hain Jo Paisa
Left Hand Par Jata Hai
Wo Zakaat Karta Hai Or
Jo Right Hand Par Wo Hamara
Phir Memon Dost Se Poocha Ke Wo Kaise Karta Hai
To Memon Ne Kaha:
Astag-Firullah Aap Log Aisay Zakaat Kartay Ho
Yeh Lakeer Fakeer Kya Hai
Hum Khali Maidan Main Jatai Hain
Or Paisay Asmaan Main Uchalte Hain
Jo Paisa Asmaan Main Geya Wo Zakaat Ka
Or Jo Paisa Necha Aaya Wo Hamara

[DaNgErOuS tEaRs]

Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota hai to naya kyun le rahe ho?
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.

[mufliha]

aek kanjoos apne driver k sath kahin ja raha tha
raste main achanak osne chila kar kaha gari roko gari roko...
driver ne gari roki to osne kaha jaao peeche dekho zameen per moong phali ka dana para hai
wo driver le aaya
kanoos ne moong phali ko khol kar dana nikala aadha driver ko dia or aadha
khud khaya or bola humare sath rahoge to aese hi aish karoge..

[~*guria*~]

Kanjoos: Bhi kelay kiaa darjen hain

Raili wala: 1 Rupay darjin

Kanjoos: 60 Paisay may kitne milenge

Raili wala: 60 Paisay may tu chilkay he milengay

kanjoos: Aisa karo 60 paisay k chilkay aap aap nikaal k mujhay 40 paisay k khali kalay de de.