Jokes Competition May 2009

[DaNgErOuS tEaRs]

Kya hal hain Doston..Umeed hain Sb Thek Thak se Hon ge....

To jee Is bare New Competition k sath hazir hun

To Doston Is Baar k Competition main Aap Logon ne

"Kanjoos"

Pe Jokes Share krne hain.

Or sirf "Kanjoos" par hi jokes share karney hain agar kisi aur topic par joke share kiya to wo count nhi kiya jayega.

Rules:

1: Eik Member Eik Hi Joke Share kr skta hai

2: Edit ki Huwi post Qabool nahi ki jaye gi

3: Jo joke pehle share kya ja chuka wo dobara se share nahi kiya jayega..Agr kiya to wo cancel kar diya jaye ga.

4: Ikhlaaq se gire huwe ya kharab jokes edit kardiye jaingey.

5: Joke Submit karne Ki Last Date 21 May HAi

Umeed hain aap sb barh char k hissa lein ge or Aap sb ki sharing ka intizar rahe ga

[Mohammad Sajid]

Hmmmmm Ok

[Sadaf Gondal]

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
wo kaisay?
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

[naz]

Aik kanjos aadmi
marnay laga to
aik gareeb nay
isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!

[Paras]

1 Kanjoos Shakhs subha so k utha to
dekha k uski biwi marr gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola:


1 banday ka nashta kam banana.

[Hijaab]

1 Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arabi ne usey Mercedez gift kardi.
Arabi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki baar Arabi ne til ke laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos: Ghusse se, Mercedez kyun nahi di?
Arabi: Ab hamare andar bhi Kanjoosoon ka khoon daur raha hai.

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Ek kanjus raees kay pass ek faqeer gaya aur sawal kya:
Allah kay naam par ek rupiya de do

Raees itra kar bola:
yeh hamari shaan kay khilaf hai kuch ziada mangoo

Faqeer khush ho kar bola:
chalo paanch rupey hi de do

Raees gurur se bola:
abhi bhi kuch ziada mangoo hamen sharam arhi hai

Faqeer kay dil main laddo phutne lagey kay ab ziada maal hath ayega,wo khushi se chilla kar bola:
acha baba..! Allah tumhe lambi zindagi de.. tum mujhe ek hazar rupiya de do

Raees bola:
han ab tumne theek manga hai, ab main fakhar se kam az kam ye jawab to de sakta hun k filhal mere pass pese nhi hain..

[SiLenT ScReaM]

Iffi tum ne GEO wala Joke Post kar diyaa hay...

GEO ye wala Joke Post kar chuki hay >

[SiLenT ScReaM]

Aik Kanjoos Aadmi Hotel Gaya ..

WAITER : G Sahab Kiya Lengay Aap...

Kanjoos : Subah Jo Chor Gaya Tha Wo Le Aao.

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Iffi tum ne GEO wala Joke Post kar diyaa hay...

GEO ye wala Joke Post kar chuki hay >

dekha hi nhi tha




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