Faqeer : 1 rupia de do Baba.
Admi : sharam nahi ati itne hattey kattey khoubsurat nojawan ho ke bheek mangte ho.
Faqeer : Chal fir apni Pain(sister) da rishta de dey Baba.
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JOKE OF THE DAY
Asad Miyan apne dost Mohd. se Bole, Yaar kal Meri Bibi Ghar **** ker Chali
Gayi. Mohd Bola tum Apni Bibi ko Pyar se nahin rakhte hoge. Larte hoge?
Asad ne kaha, nahin yaar use to main apni Sagi Bahen ( Real Sister}
se bhi Badker { More than} rakhta tha.
EK CHOTA SA AUR PESHE KHIDMET sPECIALLY Moterma Naz
(Lalchi ya Ilaichi ke Khidmet main}
Ek Sardar Miyan bare naughty the. Ek girl se pass jaaker bole
Darling I wish to marry you. Girl boli Badtamiz tume Tamiz se baat
karni nahin aati. Sardar phirse bole Sister Will U marry me?