Ladki Wale : Humein aisa ladka chahiye jo kuch khata peeta na ho, aur kuch galat kaam na karta ho...

Pandit : Aisa ladka to aapko ICU ke emergency ward mein hi milega...



Aik arabi bath room may chala giya , ithnay may oss kay hand set par call aa gaye, wo phone par bathain karnay laga ,
,,aik aur admi aya , aur oss arabi kay bath room ka darwaza thor diya , aur arabi ko bahar nikal kar marna shoro kiya , log jama ho gayay , kisi nay poocha, janab iss ko kion maar rahay ho ,
,,,jawab diya keh " ye baath room may tilawat kar raha tha