Ek boy girl friend sey milney aya, wo chai bananey chali gayi.
Girl friend ka mobile sofe pa dekh ker boy ney socha k mera number kis naam pr save kia ho ga, Dear, Sweet or JANU ????
jab us ney miss bell di tu screen pa aa raha tha
ghatia Bander # 5 calling
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Ustad: ager aur mager ka jumla banao
Shagird: Ager main jumla na bana saka tu danda ley ker marey peechey peechey na ana
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Ek School ki amarat ko aag lag gayi, school k sab bachey door kharey huns rahey they k chalo ab school tu nahi ana parey ga
Lekin ek bacha udas khara tha
Ek ustad ney poocha k beta tum kyun udas ho ?
bachey ney Masoomiat sey jawab dia: "Sir ap tu zinda bach gaye "