Shadi ki 20veen anniversary pr husband gehri sooch main tha
Wife: kia soch rahey ho ???
husband : Kia tumhain yaad hay k kab tumharey baap ney hamain DATE pa pakra tha ??
Wife : Yes
Husband: aur unho ney gun point pa mujhey kaha tha k ya tu mari beti sey shadi karo yah tu jail jao.
Wife smiled: Yes
husband: Ahhhhhhh !!! Aj k din main azad ho jata
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