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[chyasir]

Girls asks 2 molvi can i kiss a man ?
Molvi : Astagfirullah

Girl : can i kiss boy ?
Molvi : Nauzubillah

Girls : can i kiss u
Molvi : BISMILLAH BISMILLAH

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Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao
Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?
Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao


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GIRL: TUMHARE LIAY SAB KUCH CHOR DONGI..,

BOY: MAA BAAP?
GIRL: YES.

BOY: FRIENDS?
GIRL: YES.
BOY: STAR PLUS?
GIRL: MOU SAMBHAL K BAAT KARO.....!!!