Girls asks 2 molvi can i kiss a man ?
Molvi : Astagfirullah
Girl : can i kiss boy ?
Molvi : Nauzubillah
Girls : can i kiss u
Molvi : BISMILLAH BISMILLAH
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Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao
Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?
Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao
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GIRL: TUMHARE LIAY SAB KUCH CHOR DONGI..,
BOY: MAA BAAP?
GIRL: YES.
BOY: FRIENDS?
GIRL: YES.
BOY: STAR PLUS?
GIRL: MOU SAMBHAL K BAAT KARO.....!!!