JOKES ON SAARDAR


1...... Once a Saardaarji was drivling car in reverse gear, back driving ker rahe the Ek miyan kafi der the observe ker rahe the raha nahin gaya Sardar se poonch bathe. Kyo Sardarji ye reverse gear main Kyon Car chale rehe ho Sardaar bola, Ji kya hai mujhe ye Car sale kerni hai is liye Milometer Kum kerne ke liye back gear main driving.


2.......What you will call a lady who does not Laugh. Ans: HASINA




3...... Log kehte hain ki Pyar itna bhi met karo ki girl friend sir pe sawar ho jaye. Hum kehte hain ki pyar itna karo ki girlfrnd ki frnd bhi aapke saath farar ho jaye. R. m. Dixit