Jokes Competition OCT 2009

[Arslan]

@ naaz..

hosh mein reh kar josh dikhaaao bhaee

[Arslan]

paras nd wicky..

[naz]

@ naaz..

hosh mein reh kar josh dikhaaao bhaee

u ki wish

[naz]

eik dafa aik moti aurat ki aik patli aurat se takar hoti hai to moti aurat patli aurat se kehti hai "I AM SORRY!" aage se patli aurat kehti hai "PARAN HAT DHAI MAN KI BORI"

[baby_princess33]

Ik aurat bohat moti hoti hai. Wo aik din station jaati hai aur weight machine per charhti hai.

Machine main paise daalti hai to machine main se aik cheekh ki awaz aati hai aur us ke paise bahir aa jate hai.
Machine main se awaz aati hai" Khotte de puttro, ik ik kar ke charho"

[shaan]

Shaadi me ek kala dubla patla admi, ek moti aurat ke paas aabaihta.
Moti aurat angrayi lene lagi, to kala admi bola:

'Behenji kahin mujhe nigal mat lena'

Moti aurat boli: ' Fikar mat kariye, mere mazhab me kaley kawwe haraam hein'

[~*Rano*~]

1 Bohat Moti Aurat Cycle Pe Sawar Thi or Ye Gana Ga Rahi Thi K
"Dekha Ha Pehli bar Sajan Ki Ankhon Main Pyar"

Raste Mai 1 Bacha school se a raha ta , us ne daika to Bohat Zor zor Se Hansnay laga.

Aurat ne gussay se pocha : abay q hans raha hay.

Bacha : " Daika hay pehli bar , cycle pe Hathi sawar " .

[~*Rano*~]

appo bachay b u ka mazak uratay hain ab tu sharam ker lo

[naz]

u apni baatian me pe na dalo

[~*Rano*~]

lo sach tu sach hai ais main dalnay jesay kaya hai bhala