How Pakistani Professors speak English:

1. don't dare talk infront of my back!

2. both of you three get out of the class!

3. Why are you so late? .. say Yes or No .. ?

4. Take 5 cm wire of any length!

5. I have 2 daughters both of them are girls !

6. All of you stand in a straight circle !

7. Quite! The Principal just passed away

8. Everybody stand lengthwise

9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when i'm here ?