hansoo oor hansaoo

[true friend]

wah yaar arsalan chalo aab tum bi "bhala karo"

[Arslan]

r esa aik bar anhi 2,4 bar hua hai me se..

[naz]

lolzzzzzzzz Arslan yeh tu had he hogaye

[true friend]

guys / gals come on yaar

we need some more real funny incidents...............................

[naz]

yaar mjhe yaad nahi arahe

[Arslan]

ab me masoom ko kiya pata tha

koi nahi dasta..

me bhi anhi dasson ga

[Arslan]

naaz u ki life tau ese jokes se bhari pari hai dassso sharmaayo mat

[Dil_Dharkan]

he

[naz]

touba hai main koi joker hon kiya u ki tarah tori

DD u das u ne tu bhot aise kaam kiye hongai

[true friend]

ok guys / gals u all r just.................... SHARMEELAY

yeh loo phir mein eik oor incident batata hoo

jab mein nay apni life ke pehly job shoroo kee too wo eik ISP mein the, mein (CS) Customer Support par betha tha oor mera office mein 2nd day tha, mera eik oor dost usy office mein tha jo mera say thora sa senior tha, wo sath wala room mein betha hoa tha, aab wo baar baar mujhey extension par ph karay oor instructions deta raha k customer say esa baat karny hai, esa greetings bolna hai wagira wagira,

pehly dafa uske caal aaye mein nay aram say uske batain suny

dosrey dafa uske call aaye mein nay aram say suna

aab jab tesry dafa uske call aaye too mein nay bola too kuch nahi par usay keh deya k yaar tu tension na lay, sakoon say beth

aab kher thorey dair baad phir 4th time call aaye oor mein nay bola "haan bool, kia hai" oor uus k baad call cut gaye, mein nay bi receiver rakh deya

aab 5th time phir ph aya too mein nay aram say pehla hello bola, oor us k baad next person ke awaz aaye, "mera room mein aao"............ oor janab yeh ph tha hamara C.E.O ka

aab mera too office mein 2nd day tha, mujhey samaj nahi aa rahi the k kia hoa hai, kher mein bara MAZA MAZA say DARTA DARTA C.E.O k room mein geya, uus nay ph kar k mera network administrator ko bi bula leya, aab janab room mein network administrator, mein oor mera CEO thay, CEO nay pehla sawal keya,

tumhara name kia hai, mein nay name bataya,

phir kehta tumharey qualification kia hai, mein nay qualification bataye

oor

uuss k baad kehta "tumhein tameez nahi phone par baat karna keem jab koye phone karta hai too usay esa kehta hain "haan bool, kia hai".......

loo jee friends uus k bad pata nahi kia kia bola ho ga uus nay, mein heran-o-parishan khara oor mera network administrator bi wahi khara, CEO uuus say pochta hai isko kiss nay rakha hai yaha par..........

kher jeee wo din mujhey nahi bhoolta

baad mein jab mein nay analyze keya too mujhey pata chala k mein nay jisay kaha tha "haan bool, kia hai" wo mera dost nahi tha wo CEO he tha