hansoo oor hansaoo

[true friend]

zabardast naaz


par eik baat sachi sachi bataoo k wo aapke "bhateeji" he the na,

mujhey too shak hai k wo "naz" the oor aab wo apna name lena ke bajaye bhateejy ka name lay rahi hai

[naz]

hahaha nahi ab wo mjh se bhi zaida moti hogaye hia
uska weight 75 hai or 12 saal ki hia wo
or mera weight 63 hogaya hai ab tum khud socho

[true friend]

naaaaaaaaaz


inna wdaaaaaaaaaaa jhoooooooooooot


63







sach bolo


u ka wait 83 hai

[naz]

touba karo me kam karing acha ab apna aho

[LoViNg IrFaN]

zabardast thread



waqyat to kafi honge par abhi ye ek yad arha hai ab pta nhi ye funny hai k nhi


g to kafi sal hwe Ramzan tha abbu g MashALLAH Umrah pe gye hwe thay,punjab se ek cousin is lye aye hwe thay par kafi beemar thay patthri thi kafi pain rehta tha un ko kidney main

to ek dafa aftar se phle ammi ne mjhe ksi bat pe danta
shayd chote bhai se larne pe danta tha
kafi ziada dant dia tha


to main nikal gya ghar se ghar chorne k iraday se




ghar se bahar nikal k sochun kahan ko jaon



mene kahan jana tha
ghar k same wali gali se hota hwa dusri gali se ho kar ghar k bahar aakar khara hogya



par peechay ek to wo cousin dhundne nikal gye dusri taraf bhai


cousin bechare k kidney main bht pain tha par bechare kafi agay nikal gye thay



main ghar k bahar khara raha
bhai idhar udhar dhund k wapis jb ghar agye to bahar khara dekha to shadeed gussay main bazu se pakar k le gye upar


us waqt mjhe waqai dar lag rha tha k ab meri kher nhi

par shukar hai ammi ne sirf daant warna kut lagni thi theek wali

[LoViNg IrFaN]

lo g ek aur yad aya



main aur chotay bhai kafi chotay thay kafi sari audio cassetes jama ki hwi theen us waqt hum ne,ek film hai ishq aamir khan aur ajay devgan ki us ka ek song hai jis main ek song hai ajeeb be dhanga sa kafa shoor hota hai us main Mr lova lova hai song


to ammi so rhen then mjhe aur chotay bhai ki jahalat k kesa idea aya

tape main cassete lagayi aur full volume main wo song lagadia




phr kya hona tha

ammi ne apni taraf se b bht daanta


jb abbu g office se aye to achi tarah hamari shikayat lagayi ,mjhe achi tarah yad hai bhtttt gaalyan pari theen

[naz]

kasam se main tu kehti hon u ki kut lagni chahye thi
jab nahi lagi na tabhi tu aise ho u

[naz]

aik bar hua yeh ke choti thi main or bhai mjh se bara wala...hum log abhi jis ghar main reh rahe hian new new yaha shift hue ...kuch halat bhi thek nahi they ..leken ALlah ka phir bhi karam tha ..abu aik aik paisa jor ker ghar ka kaam karwa rahe they...hua yeh ke daney wala farsh abu ne banwaya ...iske bad us per polish hue ami ne barey bhai jo ke 2nd no per hain or uske bad sis ko kha ke hum log zara jarhe hian khayal rakhna is per koi chaley na ....janab phir hogaya hamare Sipara parhne jane ka time bhia ne dekha k ami abu nahi hain us ney chuti karle or cuz bhi aya hua tha ...aur dono ne dekha ke farsh itna chikna horha hia lagey us per ghasetey marne main tu sipara parhne chale gaye thi ... jab ami abu aye tu inho ne dekha ke yeh kiya ufffffffffffff is qadar dant pari bahen or bhai ko or maar bhi meri tu bachat hogaye thi ke main chale gaye thi werna sub ki kut lagti.


aj bhi inko yaad karwatey hain hum

[LoViNg IrFaN]

kasam se main tu kehti hon u ki kut lagni chahye thi
jab nahi lagi na tabhi tu aise ho u

wese lagni to chahye thi


par u know mere parents bhtttt sweeeeet
bht hi km mar khayi hai ham 3non bhayon ne

[LoViNg IrFaN]

aik bar hua yeh ke choti thi main or bhai mjh se bara wala...hum log abhi jis ghar main reh rahe hian new new yaha shift hue ...kuch halat bhi thek nahi they ..leken ALlah ka phir bhi karam tha ..abu aik aik paisa jor ker ghar ka kaam karwa rahe they...hua yeh ke daney wala farsh abu ne banwaya ...iske bad us per polish hue ami ne barey bhai jo ke 2nd no per hain or uske bad sis ko kha ke hum log zara jarhe hian khayal rakhna is per koi chaley na ....janab phir hogaya hamare Sipara parhne jane ka time bhia ne dekha k ami abu nahi hain us ney chuti karle or cuz bhi aya hua tha ...aur dono ne dekha ke farsh itna chikna horha hia lagey us per ghasetey marne main tu sipara parhne chale gaye thi ... jab ami abu aye tu inho ne dekha ke yeh kiya ufffffffffffff is qadar dant pari bahen or bhai ko or maar bhi meri tu bachat hogaye thi ke main chale gaye thi werna sub ki kut lagti.


aj bhi inko yaad karwatey hain hum

haye kaash u ko b kutt parti to main b u ko yaad karwata