hansoo oor hansaoo

[true friend]

dostoo tay dosteyoo

mujhey nahi pata k esa thread pehla lag chuka hai ya nahi, agar lag chkua hai too koye baat nahi oor agar nahi laga too barey baat hai jee

karna kuch esa hai k iiis thread mein aap logo nay sirf wo incidents / jokes share karna hain jo aap k sath life mein hoa hoo REAL INCIDENTS, ya aap nay kisy k sath koye shararat kee ho ya koye aap k close friend k sath aap nay kuch kia hoo, yani k real incidents / jokes share karna hain jo aap say linked hoo

i hope sab ko samaj aa gaye hoo gee oor agar nahi aaye too phir say paro iis ko

i hope u all will participate and make this thread full of laughter............

[true friend]

mod jee can we make it sticky taa k ziada friends sharing kar sakain iis mein

[naz]

nahi laga phele yeh thread
maza aye ga na
u sunao zara shuro tu karo
main bhi sochti hon phir

[true friend]

first of all thx to admin for making this sticky

acha jee wasy too mera sath itna ziada funny incidents nahi hoa par pehla wala sunata ho jo mujhey really funny laga

jee to yeh baat hai year 2006 ke mein subah subah apna office ja raha tha lahore mein canal k sath sath, canal par eik main road aty hai jiska name hai "Feroz Pur Road", us par jo signal lagta hai us ka name "Muslim Town More" hai, mujhey waha say turn lena tha, mein kafi speed mein aa raha tha oor mein nay signal toor deya oor turn lay leya, aab samna police wala kharay thay, oor wo bi eik nahi bal k 3 thay , us nay mujhey roka oor aab zara mulaheza karain hamara dialogues kia hoa

Police: sir aap nay signal tora hai

ME: nahi mein nay signal nahi tora

Police: sir hum khud yaha par khara ho k dekh raha hain, aap nay signal tora hai oor aap keh raha hain k nahi toora....

ME: mein itny speed mein aa raha tha k break lagata too garey chowk k center mein rukty phir mein kia karta so mein nikal aya oor aap bilkul mery garey k samna aa gaye, agar neecha aa jata too mera lye eik naye museebat ban jaty

POLICE: registration book dekhain, oor license nikalain

ME: book day dee oor wo book lekar side par ho geya, phir mein bhi garey say utar aya oor uus k sath sath

POLICE: challan ho ga jee aap ka

ME: dekhoo yaar mujhey bahut dair ho rahi hai, iis lye mein speed mein aa raha tha

POLICE: kia karta hain aap?

ME: mein eik consultant hoo, oor mujhey jaldy poncha hai aaj, (aap logo ko mein bata doo k mein by profession eik business consultant, management consultant hoo)

POLICE: aap Surgeon(Doctor) hain?

ME: haan yaar mein Doctor hoo, jaldy karo mujhey dair ho rahi hai, hospital poncha hai mujhey ph aya hai k emergency hai

POLICE: chalain sir phir aap jain, par dheyan rakha karain, signal na toora karain

oor janab uus k baad mein waha sy bhagam bhaag office ja k khoob maza keya

baad mein mein sochta raha k us nay mujhey surgeon kion samjha, phir mujhey kheyal aya k mein nay usay bola tha k mein consultant hoo too shayad wo mujhey Consultant Doctor samjha ho

[naz]

lolzzzzzzzzzz Dr sahab jhotey admi

[wick3d]

nice one

[Mohammad Sajid]

Nice Tharead Yaar

[Arslan]

asha hai...

me k sath kn kn se joke hue ya mne kiye

ruko soch k dasta hn

[true friend]

arey yaar aaap loog bi share karoo na

[Arslan]

ummmmmmmm...dats 4m ma side..

aik dafa me k sath waaly jo k naye aaye thy...
tau unki walida humary ghar aai..

mama etc jaanti thin unhy lekin mne aaj tak nahi daikha tha..

by chance gate kholne me gaya tau wo saamny khari thin..
unka huliyaa ajeeb sa tha jese k aaj k beggers ka hota hai
mujh se poochti k :ammi hain????
mne kaha nahi hain bhala karo.

unhon ne kaha beta me yahan sath waly ghar se aayi hn
ammi hain..mne kaha g aunty r bhaag k ander gaya r mama ko bataya k koi milne aaya hai...

jub wo gayi tau sub ne meri khoob kit lagaayi