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  1. 09-11-2009, 10:41 PM #1
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    Joke:-1
    Wife: Why are you waiting here?
    Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!
    donhunt - Shikaar
    Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!
    Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!


    Joke:-2
    Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
    quarreling - Shikaar
    Wife: Woh kya?
    Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!


    Joke:-3
    Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.
    Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
    postoffice - Shikaar
    Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…


    Joke:-4
    Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
    Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
    inispector - Shikaar
    Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

    Joke:-5
    Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
    telephone - Shikaar
    Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

    Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

    Joke:-6
    One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?
    Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.
    bluetooth - Shikaar
    One: Woh kyun.?
    Two: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai yaar…

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    2m4ccw6 - Shikaar

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  2. 09-11-2009, 10:45 PM #2
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    Zabardast Yaar

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  3. 10-11-2009, 12:11 AM #3
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  4. 10-11-2009, 12:25 AM #4
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  5. 10-11-2009, 02:35 AM #5
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  6. 10-11-2009, 08:27 AM #6
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    bohat aala....
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  7. 10-11-2009, 08:52 AM #7
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    GOOD yar

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  8. 10-11-2009, 07:30 PM #8
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  9. 10-11-2009, 08:44 PM #9
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    Default Re: Shikaar

    lolzzzzzzzzzz

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