Pathan EID wale din apne 1 dost se mila.

Dost:
EID namaz kahan parhi?

Pathan:
Sath wale ground main ajeeb namaz thi

na sajda
na rukoo
or
MOLVI k aagay koi charpai rakh kar so raha tha

Dost:
Oy pagal! wo janaza tha kisi ka

Pathan:
OOHHOO Main to bohat se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad b de aya.........!!!