An elderly gentleman was invited by an old man for dinner.
He was impressed by the way his buddy talked to his wife with lovely words
Like honey, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.
The couple had been married for 70 years and clearly they were still very much in live.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man asked his friend:
I think its wonderful that after all these years you still call your wife those loving pet names
The old man said:
I have to tell you the truth,
He said:
Her name slipped my mind 10 years ago and I am scared to death to ask what it is