Jokes Competition DEC 2009

[EaGlE]

Is month kay jokes competition k sath main phir hazir hun


Is month aap sab ne "EXAMS" par jokes share karne hain


Topic par share kye gaye jokes hi competition main shamil kye jaeinge



Rules:


1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai

2-Edit ki huwi post accept nahi ki jaye gi

3-Jokes share karne ki last date 21 DEC 09 hai






Aap sab kay jokes ka intezar rahega

[Arslan]

walaikumsalam

here iz 4m ma side

Father to son:
If u dont pass ur exams this time,
Dnt call me DAD.
.
After some days……
Father:
How is ur result?
Son:
Sorry Bashir sab…

[Paras]

Father: How were the exam questions ?
Son: Easy.
Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, but the answers did !

[naz]

ایک لڑکا امتحان میں فیل ہونے کے بعد گھر آیا اور اپنے ابو سے پُوچھنے لگا ۔ ۔ ۔
ابو جب آپ امتحان میں فیل ہوئے تھے تو دادا جان نے آپ سے کیا سلوک کیا تھا؟
ابو ۔ ۔ ۔ بیٹا انہوں نے میری پٹائی کی تھی۔
بیٹا ۔ ۔ ۔ جب دادا جان فیل ہوئے تو ان کے والد نے کیا کِیا؟
ابو ۔ ۔ ۔ انہوں نے اُنکی ٹانگیں توڑ ڈالیں تھیں۔
اس پر بیٹے نے بڑی معصومیت سے جواب دِیا ۔ ۔ ۔ ابو اگر آپ میر ے ساتھ تعاون کریں تو ہم اس خاندانی غنڈہ گردی کو ختم کرسکتے ہیں۔

[EaGlE]

Yahoooo

Exam ke sari tayari ho gai



Pen
Marker
Scale
Roll num slip
Sub tayar hai



ab bas














Pharna baki hai....!

[Rose]

Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko dekh,
wo exam may first ayee hai !! . . . . . . .
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha,
tabhi to supply aii hai

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Sardar:
Oye putter tere exam dey result da ki hoya?

Son:
papa is class wich ek saal aur lagega,

Sardar:
koi baat nahi putter, 2 saal lage ya 3,
Fail mat hona all the best

[Sonii]

aik Student Exam hall main betha Copy per apnay hath ka panja bana raha tha

duty per mojood teacher ne kaha: paper main to hand diagram nahi hai

Student: actually main....paper bananay walay per















laanay bhej raha hoon

[shaan]

Sardar and Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

[ANJAN]

A boy Failled in exam
He said to his teacher
I shall ask u a questionif u donnot answer it u will have to give me a Grade
Q:What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither logical nor legal?
Teacher could not answer and he gave the student a Grade.
Later boy old the answer
U r 63 years old and ur wife is 20 that is legal but not logical
ur wife has a 25 years old boyfriend that is logical but not legal
and u gave a Grade to her lover which is neither logical nor legal.