Umm........
Assalam-o-Alaikum friends
June month mein "Father's Special" Jokes Compitition Kiya Ja raha Hai..
Iss Bar App Compitition Main "Baap or Bachay" k jokes share kar saktay hein
winner Ko SD award Diya Jaye Ga./rock
Sub Se Umeed Ki jate hai ke Miyari Jokes Share Karain Gay...Agar Koi Joke Munasib Na Hua Tu ussay Edit Kardiya Jaye Ga.
Sirf "Baap or bachay" Per He Joke Share Kijeye Ga...
Agar Kisi Ne Kisi Or Topic Per Share Kiya Tu wo count Nahi Hoga.
RuLes:
1...Aik Member Aik Joke share Karsakta Hai.
2...Aik Joke jo PheLe Share Kiya Jachuka Hoga...wo Dobara Nahi Share Kiya Jaye Ga.
3...Joke submit Karne Ki Last Date 21 june Hai.
aap sab ki participation ka intazaar rahay ga
thanks
SD ki Basanti
Chal DhanoOo
I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....
Umm........
MY LION
father: ''son, how can u call ur aunt stupid?
go and say sorry to her.''
son goes over to the aunt
and said:''aunt, I am sorry ur stupid
good1 NA
here is one from my side
Aik sahb jab sham ko ghar aye, toh unnoon nay delheez pe apnay 3 sala betay ko udas bethay dekha ,
unnoon nay mohabbat say uss k sar per haath phera aur poocha..kiya hua beta…
Beta: “ab aapki bewi k saath mera guzaara nahi ho sakta daddy.”
both are great
baap baitay se :
baita tum rotay huway kiyon aa rahay ho
baita : master sahab ne maara hay
Baap : wo kiyon baita
baita : unhon ne ek sawaal ka jawaab maanga tha mere siva koi os sawaal
ka jawaab naa dai saka. unhone ne pocha tha k meri table k daraaz main
mara huwa chohaa kis ne rakha tha .
Beta: Dad ap ki Shadi Ho Gayi?
Baap: Haan
Beta: Kis say?
Baap: Tumhari Maa Say
Beta: Buhat Chalak Niklay,Gahar Main he Chaker Chala Liya...
SD ki Basanti
Chal DhanoOo
I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....
Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar Le kar aya aur bola who kya hai Bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe Ga?