Ek din Santa singh and Banta singh
raaste main mil gaye. Santa bola,
abe Bante tu to apni Zoru ka gulam
nikla. Kyon Kya hua bola Banta?
Santa ne kaha saale kel to apne Coat
main buttton laga raha tha, maine dekha tha.
Banta bola abe Ullu wo mera coat nahin tha.
To kiska tha teri Nauk Rani ka tha,Sata
gurraya.?
Banta ne kaha abe Gadhe, wo to Meri
Bibi ka Overcoat tha.