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  1. 28-02-2010, 04:35 PM #1
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    Default Jokes Competition March 2010

    As Salam O Alikum Doston

    Is month kay jokes competition k sath main phir hazir hun


    Is month aap sab ne "Father & Son" par jokes share karne hain


    Topic par share kye gaye jokes hi competition main shamil kye jaeinge



     Rules:


     1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai

     2-Edit ki huwi post accept nahi ki jaye gi

     3-Jokes share karne ki last date 21 March 10 hai


    Aap sab kay jokes ka intezar rahega.
  2. 28-02-2010, 05:16 PM #2
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    hmmmmmm okkkkkk

    Khud Ko Bud Naseeb Kehny K Gunaah Say Bachty Raho
  3. 28-02-2010, 09:27 PM #3
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    Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
    Son: I start cleaning toilet
    Dad: How does that satisfy you?
    Son: I clean it with your toothbrush

    Khud Ko Bud Naseeb Kehny K Gunaah Say Bachty Raho
  4. 28-02-2010, 09:46 PM #4
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    Default Re: Jokes Competition March 2010

    1st chind: Mere Papa Bht darpok hain.

    2nd child: why?

    1st chind: jab wo Road cross krtay hian to meri ungli parak letay hain or kehtay hian beta chorna mat.
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  5. 01-03-2010, 05:14 PM #5
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    Father: Beta Qutub Minar kahan hai?

    Son: Pata nahi.

    Father: Beta kabhi ghar se bahar bhi nikla karo!

    Son: Pitaji Ram Lal kaun hai?

    Father: Pata nahi.

    Son: Kabhi ghar pe raha karo.
  6. 01-03-2010, 11:15 PM #6
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    Default Re: Jokes Competition March 2010

    Yeh meri entry:
    (Hijab)

    Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
    ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
    Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
    dokan dien tu ghar

    beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

    And this is Sadaf's entry:

    Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”.
    Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta,
    Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai”
    Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”
  7. 02-03-2010, 04:42 AM #7
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    Aik Bacha Ro Raha Tha , Baap Ne Ronay Ka Sabbab Poocha Tu Bola

    "Aik Rupia Dain tu Bataaon Ga"

    Baap Ne Jaldi Se Rupia Dya Aur Kaha " Bataao Kyon Ro Rahay Thay"

    "Is Ropay K lye Hi Ro Raha Tha" Betay Ne Chup Hute Hoye Jawab Dya

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  8. 02-03-2010, 11:37 PM #8
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    Default Re: Jokes Competition March 2010

    Baap ne betay ka resut dekh kar gusse main kaha

    B    aap:itne kum marks?2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

    Beta: Han papa!
    mein nay to us master ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!
    rain?t1311176404 - Jokes Competition March 2010


    Yaad Teri Orh Ker Main So Gaya
    Khawab Ka Der Khul Gaya Barish Ke Baad

    Chand Dekh Ker Badloon Ki Qaid Main
    Ik Sitara Ro Deya Barish Ke Baad



  9. 03-03-2010, 09:05 PM #9
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    Default Re: Jokes Competition March 2010

    Father:-beta mai tumhari Shadi krna chahta hun.
    Son:-impossible..shadi to meri marzi se he hogi.
    Father:-larki Zardari ki beti hai.
    Son:-phir theek hai.
    Father Zardari k paas gia,aur bola,mere bete ko apna damad bana lo.
    Zardari:-impossible..
    Father:-mera beta World Bank me CEO hai.
    Zardari:-phir theek hai.
    Father World Bank me gia...aur Manager se bola mere bete ko CEO bana lo.
    Bank Manager:-impossible...
    Father:-mera beta Zardari ka damad hai.
    Bank Manager:-phir theek hai.
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  10. 04-03-2010, 02:59 PM #10
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    Default Re: Jokes Competition March 2010

    haya aap ny yahan pic lgaa e hai jab k competition jokes ka hai ...plzzz edit kren

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