Jokes Competition March 2010

[EaGlE]

As Salam O Alikum Doston

Is month kay jokes competition k sath main phir hazir hun


Is month aap sab ne "Father & Son" par jokes share karne hain


Topic par share kye gaye jokes hi competition main shamil kye jaeinge



Rules:


1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai

2-Edit ki huwi post accept nahi ki jaye gi

3-Jokes share karne ki last date 21 March 10 hai


Aap sab kay jokes ka intezar rahega.

[*Lucky*]

hmmmmmm okkkkkk

[*Lucky*]

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush

[EaGlE]

1st chind: Mere Papa Bht darpok hain.

2nd child: why?

1st chind: jab wo Road cross krtay hian to meri ungli parak letay hain or kehtay hian beta chorna mat.

[naz]

Father: Beta Qutub Minar kahan hai?

Son: Pata nahi.

Father: Beta kabhi ghar se bahar bhi nikla karo!

Son: Pitaji Ram Lal kaun hai?

Father: Pata nahi.

Son: Kabhi ghar pe raha karo.

[Hijaab]

Yeh meri entry:
(Hijab)

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

And this is Sadaf's entry:

Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”.
Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai”
Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”

[Paras]

Aik Bacha Ro Raha Tha , Baap Ne Ronay Ka Sabbab Poocha Tu Bola

"Aik Rupia Dain tu Bataaon Ga"

Baap Ne Jaldi Se Rupia Dya Aur Kaha " Bataao Kyon Ro Rahay Thay"

"Is Ropay K lye Hi Ro Raha Tha" Betay Ne Chup Hute Hoye Jawab Dya

[insh]

Baap ne betay ka resut dekh kar gusse main kaha

Baap:itne kum marks?2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us master ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!

[Ruby Ahmed]

Father:-beta mai tumhari Shadi krna chahta hun.
Son:-impossible..shadi to meri marzi se he hogi.
Father:-larki Zardari ki beti hai.
Son:-phir theek hai.
Father Zardari k paas gia,aur bola,mere bete ko apna damad bana lo.
Zardari:-impossible..
Father:-mera beta World Bank me CEO hai.
Zardari:-phir theek hai.
Father World Bank me gia...aur Manager se bola mere bete ko CEO bana lo.
Bank Manager:-impossible...
Father:-mera beta Zardari ka damad hai.
Bank Manager:-phir theek hai.

[*Lucky*]

haya aap ny yahan pic lgaa e hai jab k competition jokes ka hai ...plzzz edit kren