Jokes Competition March 2010

[captain planet]

Baap ne apnay baitay ke talashi li
Jaib se Naswar, Cigrette, Charas, Katrina Kaif ke picture aur girls k mobile no bar-amad huey…!
Baap ne baitay ko bohat mara aur poocha:
Kab se kar rahay ho yeah sab kuch???
Baita Rotay Huey Bola:
“baba main ne ap ke jacket pahni hui ha!!!

[S_K_Princess]

Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho'n ko koota jata hy...

[Usm@n Butt]

Father: How were the exam questions ?

Son: Easy
Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers !

[Zindagi]

Father:
What About Ur Result?

Son:
Wo Headmster Saab Ka Beta Fail Hy

Father:
What About U?

Son:
Wo Dr.Sab Ka Beta B Fail Hy

Father:
N Whats Ur Result.?

Son:
Wo Khan Sab Ka Beta B Fail Hy

Father:
U Idiot, I M Asking About Urs….

Son:
To Aap Konsa Allama Iqbal Hay
K Apka Beta Pass Hoga…:-)

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Son: Pappa tell me who is more intelligent father or a son?

Father: of course father

Son: No pappa son is more intellgent than father tell me who invented Telephone?

Father: Alexander Graham Bell

Son: Then see he invented phone and not his father that means son is more intelligent than father.

[shaan]

Baap: Beta is baar exam main tujhe 90% laanay hain, kuch bhi kar..

Beta: Nahi Bapu, main to is baar 100% launga...!

Baap: Kyun Mazak kar raha hai..?

Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!

[sheem]

aik baap beta ghar ka darwazay par behtay thay samnay sa aik death body aa rahi thee bacchay na abba sa pocha
abba "is ko kahan le kar ja rahay hain"
abba bola "beta is ko wahan le ja rahay hain jahan na roti hay kapra hay na tv hay na car hay na fan hay na ac ha
baccha cheekh kar bola "bas bas abba mein samajh gaya yeh hamaray ghar aaraha hay".

[naz]