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    A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comeswith the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha.Surdar: Dil? Waiteril murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: MurgaSARDAR tha!!!
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    1 night bijli chali gae...PATHAN APNI BIVI SAYye kam se kam pankha to chala day.BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat....pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi
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    Teacher in Class: Dehli min "Kutub Meenar" hai.
    A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks: What did I just say?

    Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.
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    Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
    Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
    Teacher: What?
    Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
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    Ek DOCTOR apni beti ki shadi kis se kare ga?




    Socho









    Thora aur Socho







    COMMANDER SAFEGUARD se





    Kyun k yehi hai doctoron ki awaleen pasand;->
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    1 pathan dusre se:
    “Zara car se bahir dekhna k
    indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”
    Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
    Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi
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    Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
    Aunty chini daitay howa,
    “acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”
    Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
    to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
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    Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
    or keel chahiye computer k lye.
    Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
    Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
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    Load shedding k fawa’id:
    Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
    Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
    Public service message brought 2 u by KESC.
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    1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
    2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
    hai k banda soo hi jaye
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