Sms Bank

[mbadarkhan]

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comeswith the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha.Surdar: Dil? Waiteril murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: MurgaSARDAR tha!!!

[mbadarkhan]

1 night bijli chali gae...PATHAN APNI BIVI SAYye kam se kam pankha to chala day.BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat....pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

[mbadarkhan]

Teacher in Class: Dehli min "Kutub Meenar" hai.
A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks: What did I just say?

Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.

[mbadarkhan]

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

[mbadarkhan]

Ek DOCTOR apni beti ki shadi kis se kare ga?




Socho









Thora aur Socho







COMMANDER SAFEGUARD se





Kyun k yehi hai doctoron ki awaleen pasand;->

[mbadarkhan]

1 pathan dusre se:
“Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”
Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi

[mbadarkhan]

Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

[mbadarkhan]

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

[mbadarkhan]

Load shedding k fawa’id:
Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Public service message brought 2 u by KESC.

[mbadarkhan]

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye