Sms Bank

[mbadarkhan]

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye

[mbadarkhan]

Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 80+
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity

[mbadarkhan]

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!

[mbadarkhan]

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:++++ yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay

[mbadarkhan]

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

[mbadarkhan]

Congratulations!
Good news for University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
http://www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

[mbadarkhan]

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

[mbadarkhan]

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

[mbadarkhan]

A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!

[mbadarkhan]

A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!