Sms Bank

[mbadarkhan]

1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?
Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!
A:nahi me american hon
P:Nahi tum japnese ho
A:han han me japnese hon
P: Lagte to american ho..

[mbadarkhan]

Pathan saw a very high Telenor Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “Pakistan is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

[mbadarkhan]

Interviewerhat is skeleton?
Pathan:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

[mbadarkhan]

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)!!

[mbadarkhan]

1 pathaan rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

[mbadarkhan]

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

[mbadarkhan]

Memon boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai,
is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to
agle saal is pe sign ker donga.

[mbadarkhan]

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

[mbadarkhan]

1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

[mbadarkhan]

TIK TIK TIK TIK
Aata
Daal
Ghee
Cheeni
Chawal
Doodh
Tail
Gosht
Petrol
K baad ab
Aah
Time bhi barha diya..!!