Page 10 of 14 FirstFirst ... 89101112 ... LastLast
Results 91 to 100 of 131

Thread: Sms Bank

  1. #91
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Latitude:25.3667 Longtitude:68.3667 Pakistan
    Age
    36
    Posts
    521
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Rep Power
    21474853

    Default Re: Sms Bank

    Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey
    wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,
    Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay
    sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.
    GOOD NIGHT
    sig - Sms Bank

  2. #92
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Latitude:25.3667 Longtitude:68.3667 Pakistan
    Age
    36
    Posts
    521
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Rep Power
    21474853

    Default Re: Sms Bank

    Irani: DOST
    German: FREUND
    Hebrew: CHAVER
    FrencH: AMI
    Dutch: VREN
    Mexican: AMIGO
    Egypt: KUBARI
    Pakistan: ???
    .
    .
    .
    Aur suna LAANTI
    sig - Sms Bank

  3. #93
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Latitude:25.3667 Longtitude:68.3667 Pakistan
    Age
    36
    Posts
    521
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Rep Power
    21474853

    Default Re: Sms Bank

    If dentists make films,?the names will be -
    *Daant ho na ho
    *Jaanam brush karo
    *Aa ab clean karen
    *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
    *Humara daant aapke paas hai!
    sig - Sms Bank

  4. #94
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Latitude:25.3667 Longtitude:68.3667 Pakistan
    Age
    36
    Posts
    521
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Rep Power
    21474853

    Default Re: Sms Bank

    Customer : How much is that banana for?
    Salesperson : Rs.10
    Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
    Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
    Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
    sig - Sms Bank

  5. #95
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Latitude:25.3667 Longtitude:68.3667 Pakistan
    Age
    36
    Posts
    521
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Rep Power
    21474853

    Default Re: Sms Bank

    Banta owned a factory.
    He issued orders that only married
    men would be employed.
    Friend asks: Why this ?
    Banta reply:
    Because married men are more obedient.
    sig - Sms Bank

  6. #96
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Latitude:25.3667 Longtitude:68.3667 Pakistan
    Age
    36
    Posts
    521
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Rep Power
    21474853

    Default Re: Sms Bank

    Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
    coins I have in my pocket?
    Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
    Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
    sig - Sms Bank

  7. #97
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Latitude:25.3667 Longtitude:68.3667 Pakistan
    Age
    36
    Posts
    521
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Rep Power
    21474853

    Default Re: Sms Bank

    Sardarji to others:
    Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
    One said, Yes I did
    Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
    I found the rubberband!
    sig - Sms Bank

  8. #98
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Latitude:25.3667 Longtitude:68.3667 Pakistan
    Age
    36
    Posts
    521
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Rep Power
    21474853

    Default Re: Sms Bank

    A boy came running in the kitchen,
    Boy: Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
    Dad(Looking at his wife):
    Tell him we have already got one!
    Last edited by mbadarkhan; 10-07-2008 at 05:21 PM.
    sig - Sms Bank

  9. #99
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Latitude:25.3667 Longtitude:68.3667 Pakistan
    Age
    36
    Posts
    521
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Rep Power
    21474853

    Default Re: Sms Bank

    Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
    Wife: y r u standing here?
    Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
    Wife: To jao na..!
    Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
    sig - Sms Bank

  10. #100
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Latitude:25.3667 Longtitude:68.3667 Pakistan
    Age
    36
    Posts
    521
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Rep Power
    21474853

    Default Re: Sms Bank

    Tofani barish mein rat ko,
    shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
    SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
    Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
    meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
    sig - Sms Bank

Page 10 of 14 FirstFirst ... 89101112 ... LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •