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[mbadarkhan]

Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey
wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,
Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay
sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.
GOOD NIGHT

[mbadarkhan]

Irani: DOST
German: FREUND
Hebrew: CHAVER
FrencH: AMI
Dutch: VREN
Mexican: AMIGO
Egypt: KUBARI
Pakistan: ???
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Aur suna LAANTI

[mbadarkhan]

If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!

[mbadarkhan]

Customer : How much is that banana for?
Salesperson : Rs.10
Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

[mbadarkhan]

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Banta reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

[mbadarkhan]

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

[mbadarkhan]

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

[mbadarkhan]

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy: Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

[mbadarkhan]

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

[mbadarkhan]

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?