Ab Waqt agaya hai Polling ka/morning

masahallah is month comition mein 11 logoon nya partispate kiya hai

ore hamein umed hai iss bar compition sab nya enjoy kiya ho ga
Rules:


1: Eik member eik hi vote cast kr skta hai
2: Apni sharing ko vote cast nahi kr skte
3: Polling ki last date 28 April hai.

S_KPrincess

A man dies and goes to heaven. There he sees a large wall of clocks.

He asks angel: "What are these for?"

Angel answers: "These are lie clocks, every person has lie clocks. Every time u lie, hands on clock move"

Man asks: " Whose clock is that ? "

That is Mohammad Bin Qasim's Clock. Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.

"Where is Zardari's clock ? " Asked the man.

Angel : "It is in our office. We use it as ceiling fan". !!!!!!

Paras

zardari aik shop main gia

pochaa

ke yeh monchoon wala kuta kitny ka hy

shopman reply:

sir yeh aina hay....


chyasir

Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or obama hai Abba jaan,



Ali_
Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!


loving irfan

Pakistani to American:
What do you guys do with thieves?
American:
We treat them humanely and give them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials
Pakistani:
That’s nothing. We give them the presidency.





gentel

Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do.

Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi


Mishaal

Yeh Waqt Phir NHiin Ayega !

Zardari's son: Dad Apki Harkaton ne tu Khandaan ka naam
daagdaar kar diya hai
Zardaari:hahaaha...........beta daag tu chala jaye ga yeh aqt phir nahiin ayega



seven tiles

Zardari ka U.S.A ka daura kamyab raha
chaina ka daura kamyab raha
japan ka daura kamyab raha
bus ab dil kay dauray ka intazar hay
ALLAH KAMYAB kare
AMEEN


Rano

Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “

Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai




gorgeous_girl


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llllllllri
lllllari
lllardari
“Zardari”
Mubarik Ho aapka KUTTA Nikla Hai.
(Congratulations. It’s a dog.)


EaGlE


Bilawal: Dad 2 sal ho gaye humain miskeen hoye
Mama k qatilun ka q pata nahi chala?


Zardari: Beta abi tak to miskeen ho qatil ka pata chala to yateem b ho jao gay