Funniest Pick Up Lines

[baby_princess33]

Excuse me. I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?


I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.


Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?


Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.


I think I need to call heaven, because they’ve lost one of their angels.


Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!


Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?


Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the moment I fell in love.


I lost my number, can I have yours?


Apart from being +++y, what do you do for a living?


Damn, if being +++y was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!


Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!


Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.


Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?


I must be a snowflake, 'coz I've fallen for you.


Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.


(Check the shirt tag)....Just as I thought, made in heaven!


Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.


Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.


Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?


Think you can dance in those shoes?


Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?


Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

[~*zaib*~]

ye yahan hi lagna tha kia ..

[Resurrection]

Good.,..................,..........

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