Jokes Competition July 2010

[S_K_Princess]

One day little Jenny came home from school, and said to her
mother, "Mummy, today in school I was punished for something that
I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible Jenny dear! I'm going
to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was
it that you didn't do?"

Little Jenny replied, "My homework."

[lovejeddah94]

class mai larkon ki shararat se tang aakar ustaad ne umhay seedha lait kar cycle ki tarha taangain chalanay k liye kaha.aik larka thori dair chalanay k baad ruk gaya.
ustaad ne daanta to us ne kaha: Sir meri chain utar gai hai

[Seven Tiles]

Aik Bacha School Dair Say Pohancha To Teacher Nay Kaha.

"Tumhain Maloom Hona Chaheya Ka School 8 Bajay Shroo Hota Hay".

Bachay Nay Jowab Diya"Teacher!Waqat Ki Pabandi Bay Had Zarori Hay
App Mera Intazar Kiye Bagair Parhana Shro Kar Diya Karain"

[Raniii]

In bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?

Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?

Sardar: See my legs & tell my name.

[Ruby Ahmed]

♥As Salam O Alaikum!♥
♥Khairiat Mojud ba khariat matloob♥


بچہ استاد سے:سر گاندھی جی کے سر پہ بال کیوں نہ تھے
استاد:بیٹا ذہین لوگوں کے سر پر کم بال ہوتے ہیں۔
بچہ:اچھا اسی لئیے لڑکیوں کے بال اتنے لمبے ہوتے ہیں۔


♥A smile is the universal welcome♥

[Raniii]

ahan kia joke hay siso.......

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Bete ka school report card dekh kar bap ne gussay se garajtey hwe kaha:
Khuyda ki panah... ye result hai tumhara?... Bees (20) bacchon ki class main tum aakhri number par aye ho... is se bura result mene aaj tk nhi dekha.

Beta masuumyat se:
Abbu kya hamen Khuda ka shukar ada nhi karna chahye k class main 20 se ziada bacchay nhi thay?

[Madiha Marrium]

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?


Student: That's not fair!



You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

[choti rani]

Class mein teacher ne kaha jo stupid hai wo khara ho jay

ik bacha khara ho gya

Teacher:
Tum stupid ho??

Student:
Nhi! Ap akeli khari theen to mujhe acha ni laga

[smrat_boy]

Boy! school me gadha le aya
Miss: Ye gadha kyun laye ho?
Miss ap hi to kehti hen k mene bare bare gadho ko insan bnaya ha
to mene socha k kuch iska b bhla ho jaye.