After dying in a car crash, 3 frnds go to Heaven for orientation. dey r all asked same qst, "When u r lying in ur coffin, n frnds and family r mourning over u, wat wud u lyk 2 hear dem say abt u?" de 1st guy immediately responds, "I wud lyk 2 hear dem say dat I ws one of the great doctors of my time, n a great family man."
The second guy says, "I wud lyk to hear dat I ws a wonderful husband n school teacher who made a huge difference in children of tomorrow." de last guy thinks for a moment, n then replies, "I guess I'd lyk 2 hear dem say, 'Look, hes moving!'