Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2010

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As Salam O Alikum

Is bar Jokes Competition mai 17 Members nay participate kia hai



Rules

1 Member 1 he vost cast kr sakta hai

Koi b member apni sharing ko vote nahi day sakta

Vote cast krnay ke last date hai 28 July 2010

Undesireable


Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school.



Gorgeous_girl

Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

O.o Ashi o.O

Teacher to Student:

Batao India ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?


Student : (Bohat Dair Sochny k Baad):


Hawa Main. :-)

EaGlE


Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
Chintu: Teachar Ne School Mai Mara..!
Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
Chintu: Nahi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!

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Rabi


Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao.
Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe,
bhuka marta roti pe,
masterji tumhari do beti hai,
par mai mrta hun choti pe.


NAZ

Pathan bacha School main Addmition k liye

Princepal : How do u do?

Pathan : HAPPY BIRTHDAY to u



Mishaal


teacher...tum bare ho kar kia karo gaye.
student...shaadi
teacher.........maira matlab hay k kia bano gaye
student............dulha
teacher.........oho bhae maine poocha k kia hasil karna chaho gaye
student............dulhan
teacher,,...........uffo main pooch rhi hooon k aisa kia kaam karo gaye jo pehle kabhi nhi kia
student(masoomiat se).................nikah:-o



Paras


son : Main school nahi jaaon ga
mom: Kyon
son: Job karon ga
mom:4th class parh kar kya kaam karo ge?
Son:3rd class ki larkion ko tuition parhaaon ga

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S_K_PRINCESS

One day little Jenny came home from school, and said to her
mother, "Mummy, today in school I was punished for something that
I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible Jenny dear! I'm going
to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was
it that you didn't do?"

Little Jenny replied, "My homework."

Lovejeddah94


class mai larkon ki shararat se tang aakar ustaad ne umhay seedha lait kar cycle ki tarha taangain chalanay k liye kaha.aik larka thori dair chalanay k baad ruk gaya.
ustaad ne daanta to us ne kaha: Sir meri chain utar gai hai


Seven Tiles

Aik Bacha School Dair Say Pohancha To Teacher Nay Kaha.

"Tumhain Maloom Hona Chaheya Ka School 8 Bajay Shroo Hota Hay".

Bachay Nay Jowab Diya"Teacher!Waqat Ki Pabandi Bay Had Zarori Hay
App Mera Intazar Kiye Bagair Parhana Shro Kar Diya Karain"



Ranii

In bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?

Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?

Sardar: See my legs & tell my name.

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Haya

بچہ استاد سے:سر گاندھی جی کے سر پہ بال کیوں نہ تھے
استاد:بیٹا ذہین لوگوں کے سر پر کم بال ہوتے ہیں۔
بچہ:اچھا اسی لئیے لڑکیوں کے بال اتنے لمبے ہوتے ہیں۔



~Loving Irfan~


Bete ka school report card dekh kar bap ne gussay se garajtey hwe kaha:
Khuyda ki panah... ye result hai tumhara?... Bees (20) bacchon ki class main tum aakhri number par aye ho... is se bura result mene aaj tk nhi dekha.

Beta masuumyat se:
Abbu kya hamen Khuda ka shukar ada nhi karna chahye k class main 20 se ziada bacchay nhi thay?


Madiha Marrium

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?


Student: That's not fair!



You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!



Choti Rani

Class mein teacher ne kaha jo stupid hai wo khara ho jay

ik bacha khara ho gya

Teacher:
Tum stupid ho??

Student:
Nhi! Ap akeli khari theen to mujhe acha ni laga


Smart_Boy

Boy! school me gadha le aya
Miss: Ye gadha kyun laye ho?
Miss ap hi to kehti hen k mene bare bare gadho ko insan bnaya ha
to mene socha k kuch iska b bhla ho jaye.

[*resham*]

voted........

[پاکستانی]

S K Princess and Paras joke is same

voted

[Seven Tiles]

voted

[LoViNg IrFaN]

voted

[naz]

voted

[naz]

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