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Is bar Jokes Competition mai 17 Members nay participate kia hai



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Undesireable


Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school.



Gorgeous_girl


Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
 Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.



O.o Ashi o.O

Teacher to Student:

Batao India ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?


Student : (Bohat Dair Sochny k Baad):


Hawa Main. :-)




EaGlE


Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
Chintu: Teachar Ne School Mai Mara..!
Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
Chintu: Nahi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!