Jokes Competition August 2010

[EaGlE]

As Salam O Alikum Doston

Is month kay jokes competition k sath main phir hazir hun


Is month aap sab ko Rain/Barish per Jokes share karne hain





Rules:


1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai

2-Edit ki huwi post accept nahi ki jaye gi

3-Jokes share karne ki last date 21 August 2010 hai


Aap sab kay jokes ka intezar rahega.

[EaGlE]

Aik bar 1 shaks khirki (window) mai khara tha to dekha k us ka dost barish mai bhagta hoa a raha hai to us shaks nay kaha aray mian ALLAH ke rehmat se bach kr kahan bhagay ja rahy ho ye sun kr us nay bhagna chor dia or bheeg gaya



kuch arsay bad wohi shaks barish mai bhagta hoa a raha tha or us ka dost khirki se dekh raha tha us nay kaha aray ab tum q ALLAH ke rehmat se bhag rahay ho


Us shaks nay jawab dia: to tum kia chatay ho ALLAH ke rehmat meray paoun k nechay ajaye

[Arslan]

Baap(betey se): Bahar ja k daikho badal saaf hai k nai..?

Beta bahar gya r thori dair bad aa kar bola : "Abba Jee Barish ki waja se me badal nai daikh saka"

[*BrOkeN AngeL*]

Poetry ki form main jokes bhej saktay hain?

poetry ki form main jokes bhaij sktay hain?

joke poetry ki form main bhej skty hain?

[Zindagi]

Boy,
Barish ki
Bondun mein
Teri yaad atii hay

Sawan k Mausm mein Teri yaad Ati hay

Girl, Drama na kar Mujhe yaad hayTeri Chatri Wapis Deni hai

[*BrOkeN AngeL*]

nice joke.........

[Seven Tiles]

Aik Adami Barish Kay Doran Chatri Hath May Liye Sarak
Par Ja Raha Tha.Is Ki Chatri Ma Kafi Bara Sa Aik Surakh Tha
Aik Or Admi Nay Usay Rook Kar Kaha.
"Bhai Sahab App Ki Chatri Ma Surakh Hay"
Chatri Wala Bola.
"Ji Janab Mujhay Maloom Hay Kun Ka
Ya Surakh Ma Nay Khud Kiya Hay"
Dosra Admi Heran Ho Kar Bola
"Wo Kun Janab"
Jawab Mila.
"Ta kay Mujhay Ya Maloom Ho Jaye
Ka Barish Ruk Gai Hay Ya Nahi"

[shazia naqvi]

nice joke.

[*BrOkeN AngeL*]

Gosh, it’’s raining cats and dogs, said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. “I know,” said his mother. “I’ve just stepped in a poodle!”

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Toofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya

SHOPKEEPER:
Aap married hain?

Aadmi gussay se:
Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?