Once a smoker was smoking at the airport,

a gentleman asked :

ek din my kitny cigarette pee lety ho?

Smoker :

why?


Gentleman :

agar ab tak zindagi may cigarette pe kharch keye ge pesy bchalety to samne wala plane tumhara hota .......


Smoker :

ap Cigarette peetay hin?

Gentleman :

no


Smoker :


to kia wo plane ap ka hi?


Gentleman :

no


Smoker :

Thanks for the advice.......... wo Plane mera he hy....

Moral:


Zeyada bolney say bistee b ho jati hi...........