Once a smoker was smoking at the airport,
a gentleman asked :
ek din my kitny cigarette pee lety ho?
Smoker :
why?
Gentleman :
agar ab tak zindagi may cigarette pe kharch keye ge pesy bchalety to samne wala plane tumhara hota .......
Smoker :
ap Cigarette peetay hin?
Gentleman :
no
Smoker :
to kia wo plane ap ka hi?
Gentleman :
no
Smoker :
Thanks for the advice.......... wo Plane mera he hy....
Moral:
Zeyada bolney say bistee b ho jati hi...........
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پھر یوں Ûوا Ú©Û’ درد مجھے راس Ø¢ گیا
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Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
Mein Le Kar Bhi,
Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
Behter Hai...!!
Ik Muhabbat ko amar karna tha.....
to ye socha k ..... ab bichar jaye..!!!!
/hah2 sahe kaha aap ne
hahaha
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