Molvie nikah parhne k bad Dulha se: Meri fees Janab..
Dulha: Kitne don??
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k hisab se de do..
Dulhe ne 10 rs nikal k diye..
Achanak hawa ka jhonka aaya or dulhan ka ghonghat uth gaya..
Molvi bola: Janab apne bakaya paise to lete jao..