Molvie nikah parhne k bad Dulha se: Meri fees Janab..

Dulha: Kitne don??

Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k hisab se de do..

Dulhe ne 10 rs nikal k diye..
Achanak hawa ka jhonka aaya or dulhan ka ghonghat uth gaya..

Molvi bola: Janab apne bakaya paise to lete jao..