English Literature competition August 2010

[g0rge0us_g!rL]

Assalam o alaikum


in this month u have to share "Silly Quotes"

Rules :

1. One member will share only one quote.
2. edited post will not b accepted.
3. last date of sharing is 21 september.

[Arslan]

walaikumAssalam

"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law."
- Hubert Humphrey

[g0rge0us_g!rL]

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."
Ronald Reagan

[O.o Ashi o.O]

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
:auo:

[Sadaf Gondal]

"Some people say that one's personality is reflected off of their car... Well, I have no car."
Anon

[Smiling Assassin]

Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter
~Anonymous~

[naz]

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

- Salvador Dali

[Safia]

�Life is a role of toilet paper; long and useful�

[sheem]

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeners.

[Islam-Peace]

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