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  1. 31-08-2010, 09:41 AM #41
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    Default Re: shaadi kay baad yeh mard motay kyun hojatay ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Silly View Post
    Pata nhi kis ne bola keh paksitani mard mote ho jaate hen shaadi ke baad, Me to abhi tak nhi howa. jub keh me ki thukai bhi hoti hey theek thaak, Ur khata bhi khoob hon mager wiase ka waisa hi hon, Waise jo log shaadi ke baad mote hote hen in ki asal wajah yehi hoti hey keh in ki bivi bari fermanberdar hoti hey, ur in ko koi kaam nhi kerne deti, Ur wo jaan boojh ke aisa kerti hey keh us ka hubby khoob mota ho, itta mota ho keh koi dosri is ki tarf aankh utha ke bhi nah dekhte.

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  2. 31-08-2010, 10:04 AM #42
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    Default Re: shaadi kay baad yeh mard motay kyun hojatay ha

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    ALLAH TOBA KAISEE THREAD HAY....../hah2

    MUJHY KYA PTA ....KYUE MOOTY HOTY HAY.HAHAH
    Allah toba kitna mashooom ban raha hai.....................
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    Default Re: shaadi kay baad yeh mard motay kyun hojatay ha

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    ap ko pasand hai too app rakh lain main koi aur khuahish dhondh lunga
    ji mujhe aisi koi khawahish nahiin hai
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    Default Re: shaadi kay baad yeh mard motay kyun hojatay ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Silly View Post
    Pata nhi kis ne bola keh paksitani mard mote ho jaate hen shaadi ke baad, Me to abhi tak nhi howa. jub keh me ki thukai bhi hoti hey theek thaak, Ur khata bhi khoob hon mager wiase ka waisa hi hon, Waise jo log shaadi ke baad mote hote hen in ki asal wajah yehi hoti hey keh in ki bivi bari fermanberdar hoti hey, ur in ko koi kaam nhi kerne deti, Ur wo jaan boojh ke aisa kerti hey keh us ka hubby khoob mota ho, itta mota ho keh koi dosri is ki tarf aankh utha ke bhi nah dekhte.
    cht cht phir bhi motey nahiin huye..
    bechari Bhabhi adhi ho gayi hongi apke mota honey ke intezaar main:auo:
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    Default Re: shaadi kay baad yeh mard motay kyun hojatay ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Bean View Post
    pakayen bhi khud aur khayen bhi khud
    werna dusri surat mein Motey honey ke 90% chance banaye:auo:
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    Default Re: shaadi kay baad yeh mard motay kyun hojatay ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Mishaal View Post


    werna dusri surat mein Motey honey ke 90% chance banaye:auo:

    jab pakana bhi khud hai aur khana bhi khud hai to fir banda shadi hi kiyon karay HOTEL na KHOL lay ... kam az kam maheenay ki Aamdani too barhay gi
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  7. 31-08-2010, 02:02 PM #47
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    Default Re: shaadi kay baad yeh mard motay kyun hojatay ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Mishaal View Post


    cht cht phir bhi motey nahiin huye..
    bechari Bhabhi adhi ho gayi hongi apke mota honey ke intezaar main:auo:
    Me ne koi nhi mota hona bus, Tum ki Bhabhi ko me ne bol rakha hey keh ager wo aadhi hoi ya moti hoi to me ne gher se bhaag jana hey, Isliye wo jaisei thi ub bhi wiasi hi hey,
    Man is an innocent animal,
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    Default Re: shaadi kay baad yeh mard motay kyun hojatay ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Bean View Post
    main to kuch bhi nahi yahan to kafi baray baray dikhay hain meko atay hi nahi bahar

    un k bahar aney se apne andar chale jana haina isilie nahi atey wo bahar
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    Default Re: shaadi kay baad yeh mard motay kyun hojatay ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Bean View Post
    u yaqeen karoo na karoo Eid nai too apnay time par hi ana hai

    eid ne to zahir se bat hai apne tym pe he ana hai magar app zara eidi ko nikale meri...or han thori tagri hogi chahiye eidi
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    Default Re: shaadi kay baad yeh mard motay kyun hojatay ha

    Quote Originally Posted by naz View Post

    u ko ab pata chala me ko apne bachpan se yeeh bat pata


    u bean bhai ko in k bachpan se janti ho ....ye bean bhai to ab pachpan k hogaye yani u b ab pachpan ki hogai


    mashAllah mashAllah allah tala apni umar daraz karey ajj se mein apko aunty bolungi ab....han ni to pehle apni age kiun chupai mujh se mein to apko 20 25 ka samajh k bajo bajo karti rehti thi ye haqeeqat to ab mujh pe wazey hui hai to ab se mein app ko aunty he kahungi bas meine keh dia
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