shaadi kay baad yeh mard motay kyun hojatay hain??

[Mr. Bean]

u bean bhai ko in k bachpan se janti ho ....ye bean bhai to ab pachpan k hogaye yani u b ab pachpan ki hogai


mashAllah mashAllah allah tala apni umar daraz karey ajj se mein apko aunty bolungi ab....han ni to pehle apni age kiun chupai mujh se mein to apko 20 25 ka samajh k bajo bajo karti rehti thi ye haqeeqat to ab mujh pe wazey hui hai to ab se mein app ko aunty he kahungi bas meine keh dia

koi aur bhi bean hai kia

[Mr. Bean]

eid ne to zahir se bat hai apne tym pe he ana hai magar app zara eidi ko nikale meri...or han thori tagri hogi chahiye eidi

halki ho jaoo thora balkay nahi u aur halki nahi hona

[Mr. Bean]

un k bahar aney se apne andar chale jana haina isilie nahi atey wo bahar

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bari bari andar jana ahi kia

[Sky Angel]

bolo kuch bhi bolo par soch k bolna kiyon k us ka jawab me nai hi daina hai

u nay jawab konsa soch samaj k dena hai

[мιѕнααℓ]

jab pakana bhi khud hai aur khana bhi khud hai to fir banda shadi hi kiyon karay HOTEL na KHOL lay ... kam az kam maheenay ki Aamdani too barhay gi

aik had tak karwaye na biwi se sewa..kuch uski help karne se chjote nahiin ho jaye ge
werna motey hone ka shikwa na karein
bcoz office mein bhi bethe rehtey hain aur ghar per bhi tabh hi motapay ne apne panjey garne shru kar diye hain shadi shudah mardon per....

[мιѕнααℓ]

Me ne koi nhi mota hona bus, Tum ki Bhabhi ko me ne bol rakha hey keh ager wo aadhi hoi ya moti hoi to me ne gher se bhaag jana hey, Isliye wo jaisei thi ub bhi wiasi hi hey,
Man is an innocent animal,

woh apse tang ho ker bhaag jayeingi..

[Silly]

woh apse tang ho ker bhaag jayeingi..

Bhaag ke is ne jana kahan hey. Tamam raaste me ne close ker diye hen.

[shah bano]

Pata nhi kis ne bola keh paksitani mard mote ho jaate hen shaadi ke baad, Me to abhi tak nhi howa. jub keh me ki thukai bhi hoti hey theek thaak, Ur khata bhi khoob hon mager wiase ka waisa hi hon, Waise jo log shaadi ke baad mote hote hen in ki asal wajah yehi hoti hey keh in ki bivi bari fermanberdar hoti hey, ur in ko koi kaam nhi kerne deti, Ur wo jaan boojh ke aisa kerti hey keh us ka hubby khoob mota ho, itta mota ho keh koi dosri is ki tarf aankh utha ke bhi nah dekhte.

Silly tum mote ho be kese sakte ho , Tum ki bivi ny kaam balance main rakha hoa ha na , khalati soony ka nawala ha lakin dekhti sher ki nigha se ha ,ase main khaya hoa kahan laghta ha
phir din raat ki mushaqat alagh , kabi bache ka doodh banao , kabi un k dress change karo
jo log moote hote hain wo apni bivi ko kaali aainak pehna dete hain k un ki traf sher ki nazar se dekhe bi to un ko pata na chale ,
yeh tip laghta ha aaj tak Silly ko pata nahe chali

[Silly]

Silly tum mote ho be kese sakte ho , Tum ki bivi ny kaam balance main rakha hoa ha na , khalati soony ka nawala ha lakin dekhti sher ki nigha se ha ,ase main khaya hoa kahan laghta ha
phir din raat ki mushaqat alagh , kabi bache ka doodh banao , kabi un k dress change karo
jo log moote hote hain wo apni bivi ko kaali aainak pehna dete hain k un ki traf sher ki nazar se dekhe bi to un ko pata na chale ,
yeh tip laghta ha aaj tak Silly ko pata nahe chali

Ooy tumko me ke gher ki baten kaise pata chal gai hen, Me ke saath jo hota hey ub wo tum ko pata chal hi giya hey ub jo us ke saath hoga wo tum dekhna. Kher nhi hey ub,

[shah bano]

Ooy tumko me ke gher ki baten kaise pata chal gai hen, Me ke saath jo hota hey ub wo tum ko pata chal hi giya hey ub jo us ke saath hoga wo tum dekhna. Kher nhi hey ub,

Baba ji muje kis ny batana tha ,yeh to tum jese smart married mardon k ghar ghar ki kahani ha ,
/jhoola1