Jokes Competition For The Month Of August!

[Hijaab]

Assalamo-Alekam Doston
Ummid hai kay aap sab ALLAH(SWT) kay fazlo karam say kheriyat say hon gey, INSHALLAH!

Ji tou doston, hum hazir hein August kay Jokes Competition kay saath.
Tou Doston is dafa aap nay Pathan per Jokes post kernay hein.
Rules and Regulation woh he hein, as always.

Rules:
1...Aik Member Aik Joke share Karsakta Hai.
2...Aik Joke jo PheLe Share Kiya Jachuka Hoga...wo Dobara Nahi Share Kiya Jaye Ga.
3...Joke submit Karne Ki Last Date 21 August Hai.
4. Edit ki hue post count nahi ho gi.
5. Jokes ikhlaqiyat ki had mein honay chaiyen.
6. Rules agar follow na kiyye gayey tou aap ki sharing count nahi ki jayey gi.

Reward:

Winner ko SD Shield di jayye gi.

Ummid hai kay aap achi achi sharing zaroor karein gey.

[naz]

wsalam

kio chun per joke lana pare ga

[Mohammad Sajid]

1 Pathan Ne


1 Jalti Huyi


Building Se 6 Laugon Ko Nikaala


Phir Bhi Usay Laugon Ne Pakar Ke Bohot Maara


Kyun?


Is Liye Ke Wo 6 Laug








Fire Brigade Waale Thay

[naz]

Doctor says to pathan: kya Aap ka aur aap ki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga, 25 saal se mera khoon peeti aayee hai..!

[Hijaab]

nice entries ST and naz
Jazak ALLAH for participating

[mufliha]

aek pathan cycle chala raha tha k achanak aek khatoon se takra gae
khatoon ne kaha "batamiz kia break nahi maar sakte the:
pathan ne kaha aitna bara cycle mara hai ab break bhi maroon?

[baby_princess33]

A Pathan goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk,
"What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The Pathan then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The Pathan says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Pathan boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Pathan replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

[mbadarkhan]

80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a "Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention.

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Pathans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.


Then 80,000 Pathans start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance."

So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the Pathan starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?"

The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"


Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 pathans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...



"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

[Hijaab]

great entries mufliha, princess and badar
thank you for participating

[ur_friend]

Shadi me 1 pathan Bohat Der tak khana kha Raha tha Kisi ne pocha Kab tak khaoge

Pathan: khocha me tu khud kha Kha k thak gaya, par card me Likha tha
Dinner:7pm t0 10pm