A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast.

suddenly her husband burst into kitchen.

Care ful ... Care ful

put in some more oil ! oh my God You are cooking too many at once.
Too many ! turn them !
Turn them now !
we need more oil
where are we going to get more oil ?
they are going to stick !
careful careful !
i said be careful
u never listen to me when u are cooking !
Never ! Turn them ! Hurry Up !

are u crazy ?

Have u lost ur mind ?

dont forget to salt them.

You know u always forget to slat them.
Use the salt
Use the salt.

The wife stared at him and asked

"what the hell is wrong wid u ?
u think i dnt knw how to fry eggs ?

The Husband calmly replied .

" i wanted to show u what it feels like when i am
driving wid u in the car"