Jokes Competition nov 2010

[Sadaf Gondal]

Air Hostess to iffi in plane: iffi Sahab Aap kia lainge?
iffi: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rikshaw Loonga.

[InNoCeNT ROmEO]

yahan SD key boys Riksha chalatay hain tu kyun na wo ashar share kiye jayen jo enn key riksha key pichey likey Hote hain

Bilal key Riksha key Pichey>>>>Qismat aazma chuka hoon muqqaddar aazma raha hoon...kisi be-wafa ki khatir Riksha chala raha hoon...

Smilin Assassin Key Riksha Pichey>>>>*.Sawari labby na labby speed ek so nabby(190)....

Arslan key riksha key pichey>>>*.jis ne Maa ko sataya us ne Riksha chalya


Sajid key riksha key pichey>>>>Dekhnay mey doli chalnay main goli...


Mr 10>>>>>Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa .....baap ki dua ja beta Riksha chala


Loving Arfan>>>>Ferrari ka baap nissan ka nana yeh Riksha chala raha hai Pathan dewana

[MaSoOma]

حجاب حیا سے: آسان کی انگلش کیا ہوتی ہے۔۔
حیا سوچتے ہوئے: پتا نہیں یار یاد نہیں آ رہا ابھی۔
حجاب کافی دیر بعد: یار کبھی کبھی تو اتنے ایزی ایزی لفظ بھی بھول جاتے ہیں

[Princess Muslima92]

all sharing are awesome.......

[Arslan]

Zindagi is blue pen ki qeemat kia hai??

Sajid: 5000rs

Zindagi: uffffff

Aur wo Golden ki??

Sajid: 2 bar uff uffff

[EaGlE]

Arslan Exmination hall k bahar kharay ho kr Aryan se
Abay top kray ga kia
Jaldi bahar nikal teri wali ja rahi hai

[aashi7]

eagle...jb foji thay tou in ki age 40 years ki ho gyi
or in ki shaadi nhhi huyi thi
yeh doctor paas gye or bolay
dr sahib dr sahib.. kuch aisa krain k main 24 saal ka lrka bnn jaaon
dr nay 4 tablet deen or k,hha k aik tablet khhana or aggr 24 saal k ho gye tou baaki tablets mtt khaana
phenk dena
eagle abhi ghhr aaye hi thay k jnng ka illan ho gya
eagle g nay tablets almari main rkhhin or jnng lrnay chhlay gye
6 maah baad jnng lr k waapis aaye tou dekha aik brri pyaari lrki un k ghhr k baahir khhri aik bcchay ko jhoola jhulla rhhi hay
eagle g khush huwe k shaayed maa nay koyi lrki us k liye pssnd ki hay
phir soocha nhhi yeh tou bcchay k saath hay
main shaayed gllt ghhr aa gya hoon
yeh sooch kr eagle g waapis jaany lggay
tbbhi us lrki nay aawaz di or k,hha
we puttr teh,hr ja mai teri maa waan jinay ik tablet khaadi si
aay meri goodi wich tera abba hay jinay 3 goliyaan khaadiyan sie

[Sky Angel]

Exam Hall Main Bilaal Sky Angel Se Kehta hai :

"Mujhe bas is Answer ki Starting bata do baki mian likh longa"

Sky Angel ne idher udhar dekha or dheery se boli.



"The................................."

apoo

n bilu bhai parh k aya kro cheatr

huh

[tanhae]

sab ki sharing maze ki hai

[Seven Tiles]

zaberdast ja rahi hay sub ki sharing..........